Coffee Because Sarcasm Needs to Stay Hydrated
Full of Sunshine and Sarcasm
Sarcasm Showers Bring Petty Flowers
I Prefer Real Rude Friends Over Nice Fake Friends - Front/Back
Throw Me Under the Bus
Trying Not to Raise Entitled Littles
I Can't Live Laugh Love in These Conditions
My Life is a Blonde Moment
Y'All Thought I Was Tellin You How It Is Now
Adulthood is Like Getting Hit By An Airplane
Whoever Invented Swear Words is My Fucking Hero
I Am Expensive All The Time Stop Asking When I'm Free
My Husband Has to Be Successful Because I like Expensive Shit
Pistols and Pearls Kind of Girl
I'm Not for Everyone
You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came with Instructions
I Don't Have Ducks I Have Squirrels (CDCO)
I'm Only Here to Establish My Alibi
I Speak My Mind Because It Hurts to Bite My Tongue
Let's All Take a Moment to Be Thankful I Don't Own a Taser
